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Ghost Jokes
What do you call a ghost of someone who was a door to door salesperson?
A dead ringer
What is a ghosts favourite dessert?
Ice scream
Why is it that so few ghosts get arrested?
Because you can't pin anything on them.
Question : Where are baby ghosts under 5 years old sent during the day?
Answer : Dayscare centres.
What ride do ghosts favour at the funfair?
The roller ghoster, of course.
What would you call a ghost's father and mother?
Transparents.
Why are ghosts not good at telling a lie?
You can see straight through them.
Which weekday is a favourite with ghosts?
Frightday.
Thanks : JillJuck
