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While escaped, a convict broke into a house and tied up a young
couple whohad been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance,
the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in
a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman
in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have
sex withyou, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives
depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag,
"I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks
you are really cute!" Credit : EmailJoke
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