Friday, November 16, 2012

Christmas Eve Jokes

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  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
  • What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Halo there!
  • If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?
    Answer: Santa Clues!
  • A snowman loses weight in what way?
    Answer: He waits for the weather to get warmer!
  • What is the snowman’s breakfast?
    Answer: Frosted flakes!
  • What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
    Answer: Can you smell carrot?
  • Where the snowman does dances on?
    Answer: A snow ball!
  • How do you know that Santa is a man?
    Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.
  • What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert?
    Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
  • What a big candle says to a small candle on a Christmas Eve?
    Answer: I am going out for dinner tonight.
  • What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Ice caps.
  • If someone claps on the Christmas Eve then he should be called as —
    Answer: Santapplause!
  • When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called as?
    Answer: Santa Pause.
  • Do you know any bird that can write?
    Answer: Pen-guine.
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