You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
You
find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.
You
hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently
sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are
at school!
You
actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with
applesauce.
You
weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not
to mention what Bambi does to you.
You
get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101
Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.
You
spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your
teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed
up on your head?"
You
are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some
real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've
reached over and started to cut up his steak! Read more at Three Fabulous Mommies,
