These three men won a contest. The prize was a wish from the wizard. The three men all wanted toilets.
The first man wanted a wooden toilet. So he got his wish. The second man wanted a metal toilet. So he got his wish. The third man wanted a talking toilet. So he got his wish.
The next day they all wanted to return their toilets. The first one said "My toilet rotted through." So the wizard took his toilet back.
The second one said" My toilet rusted," So the wizard took his toilet back.
The third man said "Every time I try to sit on it to use it it starts to sing "I see your hinny, all white and shiny, if you don't hide it I'm gonna bite it. CleanJoke
The first man wanted a wooden toilet. So he got his wish. The second man wanted a metal toilet. So he got his wish. The third man wanted a talking toilet. So he got his wish.
The next day they all wanted to return their toilets. The first one said "My toilet rotted through." So the wizard took his toilet back.
The second one said" My toilet rusted," So the wizard took his toilet back.
The third man said "Every time I try to sit on it to use it it starts to sing "I see your hinny, all white and shiny, if you don't hide it I'm gonna bite it. CleanJoke
